GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL CRISTIN MILIOTI. FINALLY...
I SWEAR WOMAN, YOU BETTER BE THE GODDAMN MOTHER. OR ELSE I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITH MY LIFE.
peetasbakerswag: Now we are one season away from “And kids, that’s how I met your mother”
How I Met Your Mother Finale
shaaaauun: But seriously though…..
bitterblue-tardis: WE FINALLY SAW THE MOTHER EIGHT SEASONS OF HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER AND WE FINALLY SEE HER. I RAN AROUND SHOUTING
worldfamousprofessor: spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious” contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition? moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
Wah! Why am I so awkward.
Sure, I can talk to you as a friend but once I like you, I automatically have no idea how to talk to you anymore. On the other note, HAPPY MOMMA’S DAY FAGGOTS.
I fucked up.
So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me. Suddenly the car in front of me skidded on ice and I had to emergency brake. Before I knew it my hand was across my friend to stop her from flying forwards She looked at me and told me she couldn’t believe that my first thought would be to save her. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that, as a pizza delivery driver, I...